ramenparty4lyfe:
What gender r u

hex-girlfriend:

i’m still pissed off about growing up

(via lostincape-town)

laurencarmel:

I’m anacondone.

(via kiiwiikate)

littlesammythemoose:

pretty sure the westboro baptist church think about gay sex more than gay people think about gay sex

(via bruhofficial)

dangruchy:

if it is ur birthday happy birthday and if it isnt happy existing day

(Source: barenakedladies, via bruhofficial)

e-brat:

if i see one more person use the term daddy issues im gonna rip off my clothes and scream like a monkey and run into the nearest body of water, preferably an ocean, swim until i find an island uninhabited by humans, and live there for the rest of my life until a matriarchy rises 

(via bruhofficial)

nefferpitou:

on monday a guy walked into the psychology class i’m in and sat next to me. about 30 minutes into class, he leans over and whispers, ‘this isn’t algebra.’ and calmly stands up and walks out of the room. luv college

(via bruhofficial)

kingsleyyy:

I just wanna have abs…olutely all the pasta and breadsticks

(via pythagorastheorem)