nodiqqity:

why hit rock bottom when u can hit my bottom

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tiredestprincess:

ok new rule: if you’re gonna call me “cute” you have to specify whether you mean “cute like a little girl/baby animal” or “cute enough to bang mercilessly”

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garlicbreadsticks:

I bet satan greets you with the “hey hey hey” from blurred lines

(via modernizes)

poopflow:

Families that don’t play monopoly together, stay together

(via bruhofficial)

holytrinityfandomurls:

Hey guys, so I had an idea of making a list of all of the urls of everyone in the Holy Trinity fandom so we could find each other. So if you guys could like and reblog this to get the word out that would be really cool.  

(via yes-um-what)